i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
fic where there’s realistic development, realizations and progressions of relationships
Last updated: April 5th 1897
Then, this one soldier who just wanted a cool photograph gets murdered by terrorists that are specifically targeting Tony Stark.
This was the moment that made Tony Stark reevaluate his entire life.
This was the moment that made Tony Stark cut the weapons program.
This was the moment that Tony Stark became Iron Man.
This was the moment that never truly left him.
Because it’s after this moment that Tony Stark proceeds to spend the rest of his life making peace-signs in photos, in honor of a young man who was more of a man than Tony could’ve ever dreamt of being; whose death Tony spent months agonizing over and trying to ensure wasn’t in vain.
Can you not what are you doing to my feels why are you always doing this.
The bullet they just dug out of the wall is from a handgun. A kill shot over that distance, from that kind of a weapon…
A collection of Dean’s inner monologues
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
“you’re blushing, so you must like them!”
NO IM BLUSHING BECAUSE YOU ARE PUBLICLY HUMILIATING ME IN FRONT OF MY PEERS MOTHERFUCKER
Reblog this if you love Castiel.
Like this if you hate him.
i’m curious to see how this turns out-
#Sherlock, you should srsly listen to this guy.
#He would know.
#He had a Watson too.